COVID-19 UPDATE: Please read this press release from our Proprietor-In-Chief.
We are a semi-stable portal, as well as a five-star hotel and dining experience, serving the needs of weary travelers whose way leads to the Painted Corner.
We are located adjacent to most Painted Corner sites in many major metropolitan conurbations. We are proud to distribute the news across our locations to the most discriminating clients in this section of the multiverse.
Stop in! Reservations are impossible; we gladly serve our walk-in patrons.